A Yank in love with a Redneck...
For a long time, Mary from New York had a fantasy of making love with an Virginia man.
One night, when she was in a bar, she met a handsome Virginian who appeared to be well-hung, so she figured, what the hell, she'd go for it.
So Mary asked the fellow to come home with her.
When the two got to Mary's apartment, Mary told the Virginian about her fantasy, and asked if he would be a part of it. Well, the Virginian, of course, agreed, so the two headed for Mary's bedroom. When they got there, Mary said, "Ok, first, I want you to undress me and tie me to the bed!"
So the Virginian did so. By this time, Mary was worked into a passionate frenzy. She looked up at the Virginian and said, "Now, big boy, do what you do best!"
So the Virginian picked up her VCR and left.
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