Gesundheit
I was doing a quick trip to the shop when man had appeared out of nowhere, just in front of me. He claimed to be a time traveler from 2032. When I tried to ignore him, he started to tell me a story.
"At the start of the decade, the United States collapsed and the whole world along with it and turned into shit, as theorized by the internet. With only 5 billion people left, NASA used their last plan: Find a new planet suitable for humanity."
"And how would they do that?" I turned around and asked.
"Cinematic Astro Technology" He replied.
"C-, A-- and T... CAT?" I murmured, although loud enough so he could hear me.
"They sent 3 to planets outside the solar system." He continued, ignoring me, "And 1 to Mars."
"They could of carried on using the other machine. What is it called?"
"Doesn't even matter. CAT never came back." He whispered, somberly.
"What?" I said, shocked. "What happened?"
"They say Curiosity killed the cat"
Image: Noses by Mรผge รnlรผkoรง (2007)
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