Two guys are out on a hiking trip and get sick of each other’s company, so they decide to go off on their own for the day. They come back at the end of the day and sit around the campfire and recall the day.
The first guy tells the 2nd about this beautiful meadow he found with a beautiful little creek and deer playing and rabbits hopping…and wildflowers all over. Just beautiful…he told the 2nd guy he would remember it all his life it was so beautiful.
The 2nd guy was impressed, but says his day was even better. He was out hiking, and he came upon some railroad tracks. For the heck of it he followed it for a couple miles and then he came upon a naked woman who had been tied up on the railroad tracks. He untied the woman from the tracks.
The first man was amazed and called the guy a hero. Did she reward you for untying her, he wanted to know?
“You bet she did!” the 2nd guy said, and he described how they proceeded to have sex.
The first guy was astounded and asked for all the sexy details.
The 2nd guy explained that it was the best sex he ever had. They did it all the way he ever imagined but had only dreamed of in his wildest dreams. He was totally exhausted by the end and had barely been able to make it back to camp he was so exhausted.
The 1st guy, excited for more details, then asked the 2nd if he had gotten a blow job from her too? “Did she give you head?”
The 2nd guy replied: “You know, I looked all over the place after I untied her from the tracks, but I couldn’t find her head anywhere.”
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