At a meeting after 20 years since graduation, a blonde, a brunette, and a red meet and start bragging.
The red says, “My husband gave me a mink fur that costs $20,000”. The brunette says, “Oh, that’s great!”. The blonde says, “I got a Mercedes from my husband on our 30th anniversary”, the brunette says, “Oh, that’s great”.The other women ask the brunette what she got from her husband. She says, “My husband sends me to the noble girl’s institute where they taught me how to conjugate the verb “not to drive”.
This is the prayer of a brunette:’ God, please give me the wisdom to understand my husband, love to give him, and forgiveness for him because if you give me strength, I will lead him.
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One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and, on every step, he was going to tell them a joke.
If they laughed, they would not be able to get to heaven.
So, the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.
The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.
But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before God told his joke.
God asked, "Why did you laugh, I haven't even told the joke yet."
The blonde said, "I know I just now got the first one!!!"
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A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp.
After rubbing the lamp, the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for.
So, the brunette thought for a while and then wished for a million dollars.
"Every blonde in the world will get two million."
The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man.
Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men.
The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes.
"Now for your third wish." said the genie.
"See that stick over there?", asked the brunette,
"I want you to beat me half to death with it."
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