A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window.
They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says, "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says, "An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted, the building blew up!"
Image: Tom Freeman
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