A Chinese guy is sitting next to a Jewish guy on an airplane, flying from Shanghai to Tel Aviv
Out of the blue, the Jewish guy slaps the Chinese guy so hard that his head reverberates!
The Chinese guy asks, โWhat did you do that for?โ
The Jewish guy says, โThat was for Pearl Harbor.โ
The Chinese guy says, โBut Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese.โ
The Jewish guy says, โJapanese, Chinese, Korean, itโs all the same to me.โ
A few minutes of silence pass when out of the blue the Chinese guy slaps the Jewish guy so hard that HIS head reverberates.
The Jewish guy asks, โWhat did you do that for?โ
The Chinese guy says, โThat was for the Titanic.โ
The Jewish guy says, โBut the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg.โ
The Chinese guy says, โSteinberg, Goldberg, Iceberg, itโs all the same to me.โ
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