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๐Ÿ‘บ A Chinese and Jewish man



    A Chinese guy is sitting next to a Jewish guy on an airplane, flying from Shanghai to Tel Aviv 


Out of the blue, the Jewish guy slaps the Chinese guy so hard that his head reverberates!


The Chinese guy asks, โ€œWhat did you do that for?โ€


The Jewish guy says, โ€œThat was for Pearl Harbor.โ€


The Chinese guy says, โ€œBut Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese.โ€


The Jewish guy says, โ€œJapanese, Chinese, Korean, itโ€™s all the same to me.โ€


A few minutes of silence pass when out of the blue the Chinese guy slaps the Jewish guy so hard that HIS head reverberates.


The Jewish guy asks, โ€œWhat did you do that for?โ€


The Chinese guy says, โ€œThat was for the Titanic.โ€


The Jewish guy says, โ€œBut the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg.โ€


The Chinese guy says, โ€œSteinberg, Goldberg, Iceberg, itโ€™s all the same to me.โ€




Image: Family Guy - Fox/Disney

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