Once there was a boy in 5th grade, and he really liked this girl (a simp), and he knew that she liked the color purple.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

An Alabamian,  an Alaskan,  an Albertan, an Arkansawyer, an American Samoan, an Arizonan, a British Columbian, a Bluenoser, a Californian, Coloradan, a Nutmegger, Delawarean, Flor…

Както и да се въртиш, задникът ти все е отзад

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner, they were going to blow up the whole world.

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polack are on death row, awaiting electrocution.

There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

(She gets a free Prime delivery)

He sits down and orders a thimble of beer. The bartender looks confused but gets him the drink.

In space, nobody can hear you reeeeee!!! (Or so I thought.)