An Alabamian, an Alaskan, an Albertan, an Arkansawyer, an American Samoan, an Arizonan, a British Columbian, a Bluenoser, a Californian, Coloradan, a Nutmegger, Delawarean, Floridian, a Georgian, an Idahoan, an Illinoisan, a Hoosier, a Iowan, Kansan, a Kentuckian, a Louisianian, a Marylander, a Masshole, a Manitoban, a Michiganian, a Minnesotan, a Mississippian, a Missourian, a Montanan, a Nebraskan, a Nevadan, a New Hampshirite, a weird Jersey man, a New Brunswicker a New Mexican, a loud-mouth New Yorker, a Newfie, a North Carolinian, a North Dakotan, Prince Edward, an Quebecker, a Nova Scotian, a Nunavummiut, a cold Northwest Territorian, Mariana Islander, a Ohioan, an Okie, an Oregonian, an Ontarian, an Pennamite, an Puerto Rican, an Rhode Islander, a Saskwatch, an South Carolinian, a South Dakotan, a Tennessean volunteer, a Texan, a Utahn, a Vermonter, a Virgin, a Virgin Islander, a Washington, a Western Virgin, a Wisconsinite Cheesehead, a Wyomingite, and a rich Yukon gold miner were all in a party.
A doorman stops them and says, "Y'all forgot your damn Mainiac!"
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