The slovenly wub might well have said: Many men talk like philosophers and live like fools.

The legend about the dogwood tree is quite widely known in the Cumberlands, as elsewhere in the State of Virginia.

(All spoken parts are to be told in a heavy French accent)

It’s so cold that Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze.

They say St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I wonder if he could do that for Congress.

Some age like wine, some like bread.

There is something on the windshield. Sometimes when flying very low, we get small children stuck on our airplane windshield.

A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met, and it was love at first sight. They immediately got married and went on their honeymoon. On their wedding night, the bride went int…

We're rolling over our graves!

...can be expensive.

A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.

It's Paradise!

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.