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๐Ÿ—บ️ Geography of a Woman

Some age like wine, some like bread.


Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.


Between the ages of 18-21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild, and naturally beautiful. 


Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars. 


Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of its own beauty. 


Between the ages of 35-40, a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. 


Between the ages of 40-50, she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.


Between the ages of 50-60, she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away. 


Between the ages of 60-70, a woman is like England or Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.


After 70, they become Afghanistan or Pakistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.





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