(All spoken parts are to be told in a heavy French accent) |
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A French man and his young son are on a short spring holiday in the Bois de Boulogne, a very large and beautiful park in Paris.
"Papa papa let's go play in the woods!"
The French man is sitting at a table in the garden with breakfast laid out.
"My son, it's springtime in the Bois de Boulogne, I have my coffee, pain chocolate... We will play later, go explore on your own".
The boy scampers off to find some adventure.
He returns after a short while quite distraught and with a panic in his voice...
"PAPA!"
"What is it, my son!?"
"I have seen a man and woman making love in the bushes!"
The French man smiles knowingly.
"My son... It is springtime in the Bois de Boulogne....... Young couples everywhere are making love..."
"But papa the man is making love to a dead woman!"
"Are you sure..... A dead woman?"
"YES!"
"I'll call the gendarme".
The policeman arrives.
"Monsieur there is a problem?"
"Yes, my son tells me he saw a man making love to a woman in the bushes"
"Monsieur it is springtime in the Bois de Boulogne.... Young couples everywhere are making love!".
"Yes, but my son tells me this man is making love to a dead woman!."
The policeman turns to the little boy and says "we'll investigate, lead the way".
The two men follow the lad to the spot, and there just like he said, a naked man furiously humping what was clearly a dead woman.
The policeman took charge and marched over to the couple, he tapped the man on the shoulder.
"Monsieur... What are you doing!"
Startled, the humping man looks up.
"Officer I am making love to this woman... Ti's the springtime in the Bois de Boulogne, young couples everywhere they make love, what is your problem?!"
The policeman was shocked at this man's calmness and shouted "but this woman is DEAD!"
The naked man begins to chuckle to himself.
"Officer.. She is not dead!........she is English!".
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