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Two American businessmen in the 1980s are visiting Tokyo, Japan to make a business deal with an electronics company
Sadly the CEO (Mr. Yamoto) had an unexpected issue to deal with at one of his factories and couldn't see the men that day, but had his COO (Mr. Hagino) not only invite the two Americans to join them for a round of golf the next day to discuss business, but also to show them around and keep them entertained.
Mr. Hagino took the men out to Shinjuku where they ate a fine meal, drank loads of booze, sang karaoke even more badly than usual, and finally ending the night by getting some high class call girls for some 'evening entertainment'.
The junior of the Americans (Jake) staggers into his hotel room with his lovely lady of the night, having drank more than his fair share of liquor yet just barely on the edge of blacking out. In the darkness of the room, the two strip and begin to tease and feel one another up. Eventually Jake climbs on top of the call girl and slips it in. "Oohh... *machigatta ana*," the woman says with a cute giggle.
<The fuck does that mean?> Jake drunkenly thinks, having never heard that phrase before, but having a TIGHT woman wrapped around his dick wiggling enticingly makes him forget all about it. Soon the woman rolls them over to be on top, but as she starts to get off of him Jake grabs her hips and really starts to slam up into her. "**AH!** *Machigatta* ***ana!"*** she says again while playfully slapping him across his chest with another laugh.
<Seriously, the fucks does that mean?!> Jake thinks again, but the horny drunk continues to drill up into her all the while. Soon enough he can feel he is close to climaxing, so he flips them back over, pinning the call girl to the mattress with his body as he just jackhammers into her, all the while her legs are kicking and she's holding onto the bedsheets with a white-knuckle grip as she's SCREAMING at the top of her lungs, "**MACHIGATTA ANA! MACHIGATTA ANA! MATCHIGATTA ANA-AAHHHHHHHH!!!!**" Both of them climax and pass out.
The next morning Jake wakes up covered in dried sweat and cum, finding the call girl had left with the money but leaving a note that reads, "Thank you for fun time. Just do not be so rough next time!" which earns a chuckle from him but then makes him remember that strange phrase she was screaming.
Jake goes to his superior (Andrew) to ask him if he knows what that phrase means as the older man knows a bit more Japanese than he does. "I have no earthly idea. I've never heard that said before. Perhaps it's some old traditional form of a compliment? I mean, given what you said happened last night along with the note, that's all I can think it could be. Perhaps use it to pay Mr. Yamoto a compliment if he has a good round?" Andrew suggests.
Later in the afternoon Jake, Andrew, Mr. Yamoto and Mr. Hagino are on some golf greens having a good game while discussing potential benefits for their respective companies coming to a working agreement. On hole 11 Mr. Yamoto makes an eagle on a par 5. Sensing his opportunity, Jake says, "Hey, great one Mr. Yamoto. Um, machigatta ana!"
Mr. Yamato, who had been leaning over to get his ball out of the tin cup stops still as a statue while Mr. Hagino looks at the two Americans with a stunned look on his face. Eventually Mr. Yamoto clears his throat, turns to look at Jake and while looking him straight in the eyes ask:
"You saw me make this shot, so care to explain to me what you mean by "*wrong hole*"?"
Author: suikodudeman
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