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| You shouldn't make jokes about people in wheelchairs, they can't even stand up for themselves. |
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A man is walking through the park, then sees a girl in a wheelchair crying.
"What's wrong?", the man asks.
"Never been kissed before", the girl says.
The Man kisses her and she goes home happy.
The next day, the man was walking through the same park and sees the girl in the wheelchair again crying again.
"What's wrong?", the man asks.
"I never been wined and dined before", the girl says.
So, the man takes her out for a beautiful meal, gets her drunk, and wheels her off home.
Again, the man walks through the park the following day and the girl is still in the wheelchair crying near the public bridge.
"What's wrong?", asks the man.
"I've never been fucked before", the girl replied.
So the man picks up the girl and throws her in the river and says...
"Well, you're fucked now."
Later as I was walking through the park, I saw an old man feeding the birds and I thought to myself "I wonder how long he's been dead"...
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