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๐Ÿ’ The Missing Four Point Tool

What's a monkey's favorite game? Hangman!
 

    One day in the jungle, a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, which he used to cut his food. The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to each end sharpened to a point, which he used to spear his food and place it in his mouth.


He was very proud of his inventions and called them his one-point tool and his four-point tool.

One day he awoke to find that his four-point tool was missing. The chimp was distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool. First, he came upon the lion. "Lion, Lion!" he cried, โ€œHave you seen my four-point tool?"


"No" replied the lion, โ€œI have not seen your four-point tool."


Then the chimp came upon the gorilla. "Gorilla, Gorilla!" he cried, โ€œHave you seen my four-point tool?"


"No" replied the gorilla, โ€œI have not seen your four-point tool."


Then the chimp came upon the jaguar. "Jaguar, Jaguar!" he cried, โ€œHave you seen my four-point tool?"


"Yup!" replied the jaguar, โ€œIโ€™ve seen your four-point tool."


"Well where is it?" inquired the chimp.


"I ate it," said the jaguar, smugly.


"Why would you do that?" cried the chimp.


"Because" replied the big cat, โ€œIโ€™m a four-point tool eater jaguar!"





Image: ยฉร† Firestone / Storyteller

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