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So there's a Black guy, a White guy, and a Mexican; all three of them were drug dealers walking through the Arizona desert after their plane crashed when things went south from their operation. They were hot and sweating, as many buzzards were flying above them.
It was an exhausting experience as the hot sun was beaming on top of them. They were stranded for a couple hours with only a few bottles of water left.
It was getting dark, so they decided to go to the rocky hills, and they found a small dark cave to rest in.
While they were sleeping the White guy asked the black guy what he did before this drug job.
"Before this, I had a great job, then on a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!"
"Oh..." said the White guy. Then he asked the Mexican, "So, what did you do before this job?"
"Before this, I had a great job, but one day I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. And I lost my job as a sniper."
"Oh..." said the White guy.
Then the Black guy asks the White guy, "What did you do before this job?"
"Oh, I used to be a comedian. But then quit."
"Why?" asked the Mexican.
"Because dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
Then the next morning, one of the men found a shiny golden genie's lamp near a bunch of rocks in the cave, then the Black man quickly held it first, rubbed it, and poof appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?"
The black guy goes, "Hmmm. I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything."
So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?"
The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything."
So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?"
The genie replies, "Yes."
So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
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