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| I hate jokes about prom. The punch line is always too long. |
Jacob was a young high-school student who really had a crush on Jessica, a girl from his class. Even though he knew he had liked her for the past 3 years he never had the guts to go up to her and just ask her out.
Finally, in his last year of school, he knew he had to make a move and ask her out to prom. So he gathered his courage and finally asked her out and she said "Jacob, I would love to go to prom with you, but everyone keeps talking about how immature you are. I'll only go with you if you promise to come dressed classy and treat me like a queen."
Jacob promises her he will and spends the entire week preparing for his date. He goes to the most desirable tuxedo stores around to buy a tuxedo. But when he gets there, there's a massive queue in front. Knowing that his date was at stake, he waits through the entire line and just manages to buy the last tux.
Then he goes to the best florist in town to buy a beautiful bouquet for his date. But every guy had the same idea it seemed because there was a huge queue there too. Jacob still waits through the entire line and manages to buy a lovely bouquet.
Finally, he decides he's going to rent a limousine. But yet again at the limo store, a massive queue stood. Jacob waits through the entire line and manages to rent a limo.
And on the day of prom, he shows up in a smart tuxedo, picks Jessica up in a limo, and gives her the bouquet. Everything is going great, Jacob and Jessica are having an amazing time dancing at prom and they look amazing together. Jessica after dancing for hours straight gets tired and asks Jacob to get her something to drink.
Jacob looked around and noticed a bowl of punch across the room so he went to get some and you wouldn't believe what he saw - there was no punch line!
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