🗳️ The Uniparty

Democracy is for Losers

Why do Republican politicians have a better system than Democrat politicians do?

Democrat politicians bribe their supporters, but Republican supporters bribe their politicians!

You know what sucks the most about being a Democrat in a Republican household?

If you try to address the Elephants in the room, you end up making an ass of yourself

I sexually identify as half Democrat and half Republican

I'm bipartisan

My grandmother voted Republican until the day she died.

Ever since then, she's voted Democrat.

What do you call a college Democrat with a gun?

Triggered.

My Grandfather, a lifelong Republican, has just voted Democrat for the first time.

Strange since he died last year

I try to reassure everyone I meet, Republican or Democrat alike - the cost of replacing Trump is actually not that high.

It is only 1 Pence.

I only sleep with Democrats.

That way, I don't have to worry about the baby afterwards.

The Democrats have a plan to make the Republicans sound stupid.

Operation "Just Let Them Talk"

I heard the Republican Party is considering renaming itself as the National Conservative party

Or Nat-C for short

If there weren't any Democrats...

then who would be left?

Republicans are the true snowflakes...

They're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of them together they'll shut down public schools

What do Democrats do when they lose a game of Counter-Strike?

They blame the Russians

Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican.

Which is surprising, since I just assumed he was running as a joke.

The Republicans keep saying we need more Jesus in our country.

So why do they want to build a wall to keep them all out?

I talked to my Republican parents about immigration.

The conversation really went south.

A Republican and a Democrat are running for President...

They both look like they should really be in the Whig Party.

How can a Black man change a Republican politician's views on abortion?

Get his wife pregnant

How are Republicans and Democrats like divorced parents?

They care more about you hating the other person than they do about your well-being.

Why was Megatron not invited to the Republican convention?

Because Megatron was a trans-former.

Republicans in Congress have proposed a bill to ban the sale of shredded cheese in supermarkets across the country.

They want to Make America Grate Again.

Wanna know the real reason Donald Trump won?

[This has been removed by The Republican Party]

What song does a dying anti-democratic bird make?

Coup....coup...

Why did the Republican hate his logic course?

Because Philosophy is considered a *liberal* art

How does Marjorie Taylor Green vote on Democrat-sponsored bills?

Neigh

The Democratic Caucus has released a new gum flavor

Orange n’ Peach Mint

What do Republicans and Democrats have in common?

Epstein's Island.

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